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The rules.

Short, because there are not many. Rate what you have played, say what you think, leave other people alone.

Last updated October 4, 2026

Rate what you have played

  • Rate a paddle you have actually hit with. Demo days count. Watching a video does not.
  • Put honest hours. Ten hours is fine. Pretending ten is a hundred is not.
  • Pick the variant you played. If you are not sure, the paddle page lists them.
  • One rating per paddle line. Edit it when your opinion changes instead of making a new account.

Say what you think

  • Negative is fine. Harsh is fine. A 3.0 with a reason is more useful than a 9.0 without one.
  • Write about the paddle: how it played, where it let you down, who should buy it.
  • If you got the paddle free from the brand, say so in your notes. It does not disqualify your rating; hiding it does.

Leave other people alone

  • No insults, harassment, slurs, or threats, toward members, brands' staff, Nico, or anyone else.
  • No posting anyone's personal information.
  • No links, discount codes, phone numbers, email addresses, or promotion in a rating. Ratings with those are hidden automatically.
  • Brand ambassador? Declare it on your profile, with your code. Your ratings of that brand carry the badge so readers can weigh them. Rating a brand you're paid by without declaring it gets the ratings removed.
  • No rating on behalf of a shop or a paddle you own a stake in.
  • One account per person. Handles that impersonate a brand, a reviewer, or another member are not allowed, and some are reserved for their owners.

What gets a rating removed

Only the things on this page. A rating is never removed for being negative, for disagreeing with Nico, or because a brand asked. Specifically, a rating comes down when it:

  • is about a paddle the member clearly has not played,
  • contains a link, promotion, or contact details,
  • attacks a person rather than a paddle,
  • comes from a duplicate or impersonating account,
  • is spam.

An automated screen hides written ratings that look like the above until Nico reads them. Any member can report a rating from the paddle page. Nico reviews every report and every hidden rating himself; each decision is logged. Repeated violations get an account suspended.

If your rating was removed

Email nicothelefty@gmail.com with your handle and the paddle. You will get a reason. If the removal was wrong, it goes back up.

How the numbers are built: How the Player Score works.